#what am i even doing #i haven't watched an indy movie in so long
>Aradia: Do not respond to the peck on the cheek or the handholding. Just look forward into the abyss like you aren’t afraid, because that’s what Indiana Jones does.
of course i do not mind kanaya
someone as delicate as you needs to be protected and i shall see to it that you remain uninjured
>Venture forward with Kanaya.
You quickly come upon a passage with tiled floors and know exactly what will happen if you step on the wrong one. You gesture for Kanaya to wait where she is while you test each tile to make sure it doesn’t trigger a trap.
>Trigger a trap and have poisoned darts shot at you from both sides.
>Kanaya: Cover your mouth with your hands and gasp as Aradia is beset upon by darts! Simultaneously, a stone door closes off your exit from behind with alarming speed and precision: you jump when it rolls from one side of the wall to slam into the other.
> Push against the door with your feeble ladylike arms as soon as you are sure that Aradia is not dead.
I Don’t Think We Have Any Choice But To Move Forward
Are You Up For This
Because If You’re Not We Could Commit Ritual Suicide In Each Other’s Arms
No-One Would Think Any Less Of Us For It